Have you ever imagined being able to make any woman desperate to sleep with you—just by saying a single phrase? My name is Eduardo Lemos, 35 years old. Accountant by weekday, divorced by weekend. I wake up every day at 6 a.m., drink black coffee while staring at my kitchen wall, and spend the rest of the day trying not to explode inside that cursed office where I work. The place is called “Premier Tax Solutions.” Go figure. My boss, Katarina, is 45. She dresses like she’s about to walk a runway every morning and talks to me like I’m a dog that peed on the wrong carpet. She’s stunning,…